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Reasons not to get married . . .
1. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do.
2. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments.
3. One mood, all the time.
4. No soap operas.
5. You can throw your dirty socks on the floor where they belong.
6. There’s no pressure to make the bed in the morning
7. You don’t have to worry about what the bathroom smells like when
you walk out of it.
8. You know where the bar of soap has been
9. If there’s dribble on your pillow you know where it came from.
and last . . .
10. You can play NWN whenever you like, without arguments.
Of course, if you two are living together now, most of this doesn't apply.
Did I miss any? (Most of these I pilfered off the internet).
Oh, and I forgot my personal one -
Want to ski this weekend? Go ahead, no need to check on the (ex-)wife's mood . . .
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(from "Something to Say" by the Connells)
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